Loading Screen Activities



The loading screen shows a series of funny and interesting activities that are theoretically going on to ready the island for viewing. These messages have no impact on your game and do not provide any additional tips or bonuses. These messages appear underneath the game title on the Loading Screen when you first open the game.

This article will attempt to list all of them.

Activities

 * Adjusting Coconuts
 * Angering Stingy Bees
 * Blending Tiki Juices
 * Boosting Snorting Hat
 * Brewing Fresh Cawfee
 * Burning Grass Skirts
 * Burning Heretics
 * Capturing Derp Birds
 * Carving Tribal Masks
 * Desecrating Temples
 * Detangling Vines
 * Dispersing Diaspora
 * Employing Magic Realism
 * Exhuming Crystal Skulls
 * Exoticising Outsiders
 * Filling Piranha Ponds
 * Flooding Bite Bite Bay
 * Foretelling Imminent Doom
 * Freeding Grak Grak Birds
 * Frying Pirhana Poppers
 * Gentrifying Villages
 * Herding Rabid Hamsters
 * Igniting Tiki Torches
 * Joosing Fresh Joose
 * Lighting Tiki Torches
 * Passing Along Plagues
 * Performing Skwee Dance
 * Poisoning Flowers
 * Polishing Birthstones
 * Preening Nether Feathers
 * Preheating Volcanoes
 * Sipping Coco Loco
 * Spekunking in Halcyon Cave
 * Stacking Thinking Rocks
 * Steaming Jajoon Jungle
 * Strolling Across Hot Coals
 * Summoning Toto Animals
 * Switching To Paleo Diet
 * Taming Hungry Termites
 * Tranquilizing Twitch Doctor
 * Triming Topiary
 * Warding Off Bad Juju